Have Cup-a-Cake will travel

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The Cup-a-Cake prevents cupcakes from being squashed and hearts from being crushed. The container's invention renews my faith in American ingenuity when confronting daunting challenges.

That doesn't mean the Cup-a-Cake can't be improved. Firstly, a bulletproof shell would bring peace of mind to the parents of brave children transporting their precious cupcakes in hostile environments. Secondly, some sort of internal refrigeration would keep the cloyingly cute cupcakes free of bacteria and all unintended decoration during long voyages. Lastly, there is no anti-theft protection: If I had an 8-year-old daughter and one of her classmates tried to steal her cupcake I would want my Cup-a-Cake to deliver a high-voltage electric shock and effectively sear the buttercream-frosted fingertips of the little thief.